Things I want...

I'm a little mad today, so i'm gonna unwind by writing a list of things that, if i actually got them, would make my next several years, probably. this list will probably proceed in the order in which i think of them, so fasten your restraining devices, and keep your appendages inside the conveyance.

#1: $50 to $100 (depending)
the reason behind this one is i was invited, by the wonderful Ms. Lovable, to go snowboarding with her this spring. All is in order... except for lift tickets. These cost about $200 all told, but her father is willing to foot half the bill, and my 'rents are willing to foot somewhere between all and none of the remaining, with the smart money being on half or less. So I need 50-100 dollars, in a few weeks from now. which leads nicely into...

#2: A job
"Whaaaat!?!" I hear you asking. "this lazy Jerkoff wants a job!?" Yes, because with a job, one can obtain this magical substance called "money". with this substance one can conjure any number of goods and services. Of course, like any magical material, it comes with some pretty steep prices. not least of which is the fact that you have to work to get it. Unless you're a doctor, lawyer, or banker, that is. Zing!

#3:A Car
Ahhhh, wouldn't it be great? riding down the highway, wind blowing in through the open windows, cute girl dressed in something sexy in the seat next to me, blasting whatever damn music we want at pain-inducing volume. This is just one of the many, many reasons I want a vehicle of my own. A car would be a magnificent first step towards freedom. And I would have a place to sleep other than this humble abode. much like...

#4: A house/apartment/whatever
I would really like this one for reasons similar to those outlined above. also my girl could come live with me.

That's really all i can think of right now. It's late and I'm hungry, so ya'lls can just take it. signing off...

Grounded Rant

Don't let the title of this post mislead you, I'm not grounded. For those of you who don't know (although I can't imagine how, Lady knows I talk about it enough), I'm engaged to a beautiful woman. She's the one who is grounded. She's been in a state of "mostly grounded" for quite some time, but i was still permitted to see her occasionally (although never enough, for her nor I). Now, her parents are all bent out of shape about some bad grades she got, and decided that even this small bit of freedom and contact was to go (as punishment, of course). Or, at least that was the impression I had gotten. It turns out that i was a little unfair to them, but regardless. What really bugs me is thus: grounding as a form of punishment is utterly useless with any child with a slightly longer view of things. Of course, the same can be said of most forms of punishment. I know i am particularly hard to punish, as there are few things i want, beyond those that i need: food, water, my girly, internet access, and precious little else. Okay, I've recently discovered a fondness for fun times with good friends. I can't really think of anything else, and I smell my dinner calling, so this is me, singing off.

First Post

 so... I guess i better post something, or else it's not much of a blog... so, yeah. If i had started this blog a year ago, you would not recognize me today. I have changed so much in the past year, it's not even funny. I'll probably be posting poetry, random philosophical BS, hate rants, and just generally pouring the contents of my head into the Intarwebz. So, if my blog is empty, you know why. don't expect anything super-regular, either. I don't do schedules super well, unless they're important, hence why my Fitocracy score is so low. so... yeah i think that's all i got.
signing out. (for now)